McConnell: “We don’t care about the baby once it’s outside of the womb”
Category: Fake News
Jeff Sessions “Two Types of Lies: White Lies & Black Lies”
“When did it become illegal for a white man to lie?” Sessions responded after being questioned about lying to the
Trump Blames Obama for Best Picture Slip-up
“He’s behind it! The leaks, the protests, Moonlight winning best picture…of course I wanted La La Land!”
Spicer “Heroin Overdoses Caused by Recreational Pot”
Sean Spicer announced that the White House will be cracking down on states that have legalized recreational marijuana. Meanwhile, the
Trump Plane Cause 1500 Elk to Stampede in Wyoming
“This is not true! I love the elk, so much, especially topped with a nice roux gravy” Trump intends to
Trump’s Pee-Pee Tapes Dangled from Dubai Skyscraper
First Sighting Since Leak: Viki Odintcova, a Russian Model, Dangles from the top of Cayan Tower…w/ Pee-Pee Tapes in Hand.
Trump on Sweden: “Sweden, Sudan, Tomato, Tomahto”
“Look at what’s happening in Sweden—I mean South Sweden, or South Sudan. It’s worse than Chicago!”
Trump Slams Media over Melania Not on SI Cover
“Kate Upton is sooo so overrate-ed. She might as well work for CNN… Melania is a fabulous bikini model. She
Evidence of Brain Cells Found in Two Republican Senators
In all seriousness, props to both Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski for voting against Betsy DeVos’s nomination.