McConnell: “We don’t care about the baby once it’s outside of the womb”
“When did it become illegal for a white man to lie?” Sessions responded after being questioned about lying to the
“He’s behind it! The leaks, the protests, Moonlight winning best picture…of course I wanted La La Land!”
Sean Spicer announced that the White House will be cracking down on states that have legalized recreational marijuana. Meanwhile, the
“This is not true! I love the elk, so much, especially topped with a nice roux gravy” Trump intends to
First Sighting Since Leak: Viki Odintcova, a Russian Model, Dangles from the top of Cayan Tower…w/ Pee-Pee Tapes in Hand.
“Look at what’s happening in Sweden—I mean South Sweden, or South Sudan. It’s worse than Chicago!”
“Kate Upton is sooo so overrate-ed. She might as well work for CNN… Melania is a fabulous bikini model. She
In all seriousness, props to both Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski for voting against Betsy DeVos’s nomination.